Metal Detectorist T-Shirts

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'

Edward was getting a lot of hits, but he could never identify them."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Pesos!

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

Steel fabricator

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"No, let's go with the hook."

'Wow! An old penny!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

Detectorist meteorite.

Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.