Metal Detector Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'Hey, Chuck! I just beat your record of 20 piercings! This gal here has 22!'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Wow! An old penny!'

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

Metal Defective.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Detectorist meteorite.