Metal Detector Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Detectorist meteorite.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Metal Defective.