Metal Detecting T-Shirts

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

'Wow! An old penny!'

"We've changed our investment strategy."

"We'll find the money for that. My guy is on it right now."

'I wish they could make one that would find things in your purse.'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Brain Bomb Detector

A metal detector deafening its operator.

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

"...it's another metal detector."

"Maybe we should put out some buried treasure for him."

Metal detector collector

"Bummer! The yellowbrick road is not gold."

"Kkerching."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"He was going to propose, but he lost the ring."

Edward was getting a lot of hits, but he could never identify them."

"It's our neighbor. He has an interest in our yard."

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

"Try here!"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Metal detector on desert island.

Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.

Detectorist meteorite.

Metal Detector Man

"He searches for silver at the weekends to bring down western capitalism."