Metal Detecting Aficionado T-Shirts

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"...it's another metal detector."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'Wow! An old penny!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Detectorist meteorite.

Metal Defective.