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"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"We need to discuss your expense account."

Brain Bomb Detector

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

Detectorist meteorite.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Metal Defective.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."