Metal Detector Aficionado T-Shirts

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

"We need to discuss your expense account."

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

'You know this is going to be the fifth flight this month you've made me miss.'

Detectorist meteorite.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."