Metal Detecting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"He searches for silver at the weekends to bring down western capitalism."

Pesos!

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

'This metal detector works good. Look, it's finding my fillings!' 'Are you sure it's not a solid rock detector?'

"He was going to propose, but he lost the ring."

"Kkerching."

Brain Bomb Detector

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'Wow! An old penny!'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"It's nice to see one not stranded for a change."

Metal Defective.

Detectorist meteorite.