Metal Detecting Marvel T-Shirts

Detectorist meteorite.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Old-fashioned computer

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

'It's a hybrid.'

Brain Bomb Detector

Hares looking at Euclid

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Magician creates magic square

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Would it kill you to go for a computer upgrade?'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Pesos!

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

"You forgot to carry the one."

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"When we're not casting spells we cast metals."

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"I'm bored."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'