Metal Detecting Aficionado Prints

'You were right: There's a needle in this haystack...'

"Since you developed an interest in buried treasure, the dog has gotten into it too!"

"...it's another metal detector."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"How do you think we found our huge pot of gold?"

Pesos!

Bris

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

Man who works at a magnet company finds his briefcase attracted to the briefcase of the man who works at the scrap metal company.

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Could you spare enough of your change for me to buy a road map?'

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

'Yes, I'm sure my pockets are empty.'

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

'Wow! An old penny!'

Man with metal detector finds metal on beach, but it's a buried metal detector and its owner is also dead and buried.

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Metal Defective.

Detectorist meteorite.