Dog Detector Fan Gifts

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

No littering...

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Museum of Bones

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'