Dog Detector Fan Gifts

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

No littering...

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Museum of Bones

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Remote-controlled cat flap.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"Sorry, I don't work here."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"