Lie Detector Fan Gifts

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Extreme miming"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

Next in Lion

Batman - Face ID

Will Kill For Food

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

What next?!

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

"I prefer people to animals."

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"At some point the process went wrong."

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

The lion who swallowed his pride.

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'