Lie Detector Fan Prints

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Extreme miming"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"What other tricks does he need?"

Next in Lion

Batman - Face ID

Will Kill For Food

"We need to discuss your expense account."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

What next?!

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"We don't need facial recognition for our long-term employees. We just match their butts to the seat of their chair."

'Dude! How many years have we been here? It's still fake. The plants are fake. Get a grip!'

Wait, you took how many steps?

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

"I prefer people to animals."

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

"Hey hey! Found a quarter!"

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

"At some point the process went wrong."

"The book ends are for people who like to read between the lions."

The lion who swallowed his pride.

Spy vs. Spy

Personnel Screening. Do you have any objection to taking a lie detector test? Is my answer part of the test?