Sniffer Dog Fan Gifts

His master's vice - heroin!

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Museum of Bones

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

"Curiosity."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pop goes the weasel.