Perfume Critic T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that speaks to a perfume critic's discerning nose. Our witty and stylish tees make a fun statement about their aromatic expertise and love for all things fragrant.

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"Sometimes, our strong sense of smell is a curse: Not only is Mistress wearing too much perfume, it's cheap perfume too!"

"Sometimes, our strong sense of smell is a curse: Not only is Mistress wearing too much perfume, it's cheap perfume too!" mockup

"Sometimes, our strong sense of smell is a curse: Not only is Mistress wearing too much perfume, it's cheap perfume too!"

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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.' mockup

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

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Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'. mockup

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

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'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.' mockup

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?' mockup

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

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'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

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"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!" mockup

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

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'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.' mockup

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

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Some scents are nonsense.

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'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!' mockup

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

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"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon." mockup

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

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Don Quixote

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"I detect a subtle bouquet of money." mockup

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

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'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?' mockup

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.' mockup

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

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"Quick swig first?"

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In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass. mockup

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

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'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.' mockup

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

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Pheromones.

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Red Wine

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Wine tasting

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.' mockup

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

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"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!" mockup

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

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'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?' mockup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

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'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.' mockup

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

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"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent." mockup

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

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"Wine is plant-based food."

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'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?' mockup

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

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Jane Krakowski

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Perfume Critic Mugs

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Perfume Critic Prints

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