Fragrance Admirer Pillows

"I know we're just work acquaintances, but I think your skin should smell like watermelon and your home should smell like chai-peach crème brûlée."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Big Data Tonight

Men's fragrances...

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Some scents are nonsense.

Mating rituals

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"The antidote is $150."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Dog blows on dandelion.

He was too wrapped up in himself.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Too cheap to buy me real flowers, huh?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)