Fragrance Admirer Mugs

"I know we're just work acquaintances, but I think your skin should smell like watermelon and your home should smell like chai-peach crème brûlée."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Big Data Tonight

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Some scents are nonsense.

Mating rituals

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

He was too wrapped up in himself.

Dog blows on dandelion.

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'Oh Darling, a rose full of aphids: You're spoiling me...'

Flower growing from a bomb.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)