Romantic Scent Seeker Pillows

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Canine Scentipede

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Pheromones.

Cupid and parachutists.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

How oysters get engaged.

Funnel of Love.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I've finally found my soulmate."