Romantic Scent Seeker Pillows

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Canine Scentipede

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Cupid and parachutists.

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match

'Got anything with a little less musk?'