Stink Seeker Gifts

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Ghost School.

Canine Scentipede

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Music downloads

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Check out this new store."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"The subwoofers really help."

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Habanero ..."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Band Practice

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.