Stink Seeker Prints

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

Ghost School.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"The subwoofers really help."

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Habanero ..."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."