Flavour Seeker Prints

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Bad for you but to die for

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Too much cilantro

Canine Scentipede

"Fresh pepper?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.