Flavour Seeker Pillows

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad for you but to die for

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Canine Scentipede

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Pheromones.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'