Novel Flavor Seeker Pillows

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Whatever he's eating.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

Coffee Menu

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Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'How was the squid?'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'