Novel Flavor Seeker Mugs

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Too much cilantro

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'How was the squid?'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!