Novelty Flavor Seeker Pillows

...and a pooty fruity!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Bad for you but to die for

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Useless add-ons.

Too much cilantro

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Mohammad's motors

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.