Flavor Seeker Pillows

'Do you have something that's good for you, but tastes like it's bad for you?'

Bad for you but to die for

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Personally, I've always liked Bordeaux with my Swiss.'

"I'm definitely picking marzipan notes... and dark chocolate, but also something that tastes like everybody hates me, and I'm shaking, and I've got palpitations."

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'If it's oatmeal, and it says regular flavor, that means no flavor at all.'

'No, Madam. I'm afraid we have nothing 'exquisitely delicious' under 350 calories.'

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)

"We usually serve flavored coffee, so I'll ask my manager to contact the corporate office to see if we still serve black coffee."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Too much cilantro

Canine Scentipede

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Fresh pepper?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."