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...and a pooty fruity!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Bad for you but to die for

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Too much cilantro

Ice Cream Dreams.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I love Cannelloni

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Mohammad's motors

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.