Sensation Seekers Mugs

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Janet Leigh

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Box of Tissues

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'What's that your wearing?'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'Sleaze, please.'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'