Screen Seeker Mugs

Honey, wake up! The world's gone widescreen!

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

Social Media Distancing

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Critisize your weight.

Airplane Mode.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Technology and literature

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Modern camping

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"All I see is more trees."

Better Living Through Technology

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Need Wi-Fi

Caveman at Computer

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Control in the workplace.

'Internet access... internet access....'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."