Screen-free Seeker Mugs

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Under pressure.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

An extremely general practitioner

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Welcome to Work Life Balance

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Virgil

"Harlan's problem is being unable to transition from mutual funds to mutual fun."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"...he has the ability to switch off at the end of the day!"

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

The days before television

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

'I have a note from my doctor. You're going on holiday next week.'

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."