Screen-free Seeker Prints

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Under pressure.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

An extremely general practitioner

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

Virgil

"...he has the ability to switch off at the end of the day!"

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Harlan's problem is being unable to transition from mutual funds to mutual fun."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'I have a note from my doctor. You're going on holiday next week.'

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

'Actually, Doc, I don't have a problem. I just wanted to sit on the couch for a while without getting slapped with the newspaper.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'It's caused from too much stress. Try slowing down even more.'