Smartphone Seeker Pillows

'Your mother and I would give up our lives for you, sell our souls for you, but we would laugh like insane clowns if youwere to seriously ask for a smartphone, so there you have the boundaries of our love in the clearest terms.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I have an app for that."

Halloween Selfie

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Brat"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Student Food Pyramid

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"