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"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

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Shellfie

"You've got computer-breath."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"I have an app for that."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'No surf?'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

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'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Cyber Dream

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Brat"

'Another nice wave.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

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Card shark

"We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses."

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