Smartphone Surfer Gifts

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"You've got computer-breath."

Trick or Tweet

Shellfie

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"I have an app for that."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Brat"

'Another nice wave.'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'No surf?'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

Cyber Dream

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Card shark

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