Screen-free Experiences Pillows

"I refuse to understand off-screen culture."

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"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

The days before television

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"He's very disciplined about his writing. Three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and four in the afternoon!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

Mobile phones vs books

"In my day we had trimphones."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"I'm not sure. He either disappeared during 'Days Of Our Lives' or 'General Hospital'."

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

'Peace at last.'

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

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