Screen-free Activities Pillows

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

View from the Window

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

The days before television

Mobile phones vs books

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Hiding From Social Media

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"It's summer, go outside and play."

Harry liked working with his hands – but they didn't always get along.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

Jesus is tempted in the desert.

'Peace at last.'

'My mom is punishing me by making me play outside for a week!'

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

"I refuse to understand off-screen culture."

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."