Screen-free Advocates Gifts

"In my day we had trimphones."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

The days before television

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

Mobile phones vs books

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

'It's too nice to be inside watching cable! Now, go outside and play on some.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

"It's summer, go outside and play."

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"I don't know why, but I feel really positive today!"

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'Peace at last.'

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"That time facebook went down for a few hours isn't that big a deal. Little buddy!"

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

"No, I didn't unplug the TV because there's a national emergency...I want you to play outside."

"Make me feel ashamed of you!"

Welcome to Heaven! Please Leave Your Phone Here. . .

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

"I refuse to understand off-screen culture."

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'