Tech-free Gatherings Gifts

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

I.T. Fear

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

Here's our cabin. Isn't it spectacular? It's awfully quiet. Exactly! No traffic. No motor boats. No malls. Not even any bars! No bars?!

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."