Technology-free Activities Gifts

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

I.T. Fear

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Birthday anticlimax.

It's Rudy's annual treecation – A low-cost vacation spent sitting under his tree. This year, a twist: His gadgets have lost battery life and his portable generator is out … Don't panic. Maybe this is a battery tree. Just leaves. Or maybe there's an outlet. Bark. What kind of tree is this?! Proudly powered by sun and roots.

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

“So much for Google Maps.”

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

Here's our cabin. Isn't it spectacular? It's awfully quiet. Exactly! No traffic. No motor boats. No malls. Not even any bars! No bars?!

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

"Get off the internet and get a life."

I dunno, whadda you wanna do offline?