Tech-free Gatherings T-Shirts

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'

I.T. Fear

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

'Away from it all, but with no annoying cell phone break-ups.'

'What do you think about that tweet, Grandpa?'

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

"It's amazing, since he was prescribed cannabis he hardly uses his phone at all!"