Tech-averse Philosopher T-Shirts

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

I think therefore I am.

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"What next?"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Maybe I was wrong?

Ode to Nature.

Myspace then and now.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

'The internet has made me a more critical thinker. I'm critical of everything I see on it.'