Tech-averse Philosopher Mugs

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

Maybe I was wrong?

Ode to Nature.

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"What next?"

Myspace then and now.

'I see your site doesn't have a 'like' button. The good news is it doesn't need one.'

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …