Anti-tech Club Member T-Shirts

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I hate Mondays.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

The Lost Tribe

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

The Ungooglable Man

Family Tree DNA Test

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"When your computer is locked up, lady, you should call your computer's customer service, not a locksmith!"

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

E-mail

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

Prisoner of technology.

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

'Bob's served the company as man and boy, and as cantankerous old moaner who doesn't understand IT.'

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

Mobile Bans

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

'I take it you're not an advocate of social networking whilst shopping.'

Gas guzzler.

The Luddite Society