Anti-social Club Member T-Shirts

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

Antisocial Society

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I hate Mondays.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Men drinking

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Red Hat Society Members.

'It's not for sale.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"Dry sherry sir..?"

Cricket Prospects.

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"The floor is any human contact."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Social Networking or Death

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

Stay back 500 feet

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

Sew...

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'