Anti-social Club Member Mugs

Antisocial Society

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I hate Mondays.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Men drinking

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"The floor is any human contact."

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

Cricket Prospects.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'It's not for sale.'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

Stay back 500 feet

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

Sew...

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'

'The Philosophy Club. Free why fi.'