Anti-socialite Mugs

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Assange Among Friends

Unsocial Media

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'Consumer Society'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Gah! Too many people!"

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

"The floor is any human contact."

"We've run out of weather-based excuses for this month - we're going to have to find some moral grounds on which to boycott this party.'"

'Yo, man! Actually, I'm a revolutionary! In protest against society I invested in health food stores... Accidentally, I became stinking rich with that...'

Closed. Due to there being enough crap in the world!

Punk

Stay back 500 feet

"As a protest against the tyranny of technology, I refuse to upgrade my phone."

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

The last capitalist

Mans funeral open casket a sign saying "additive free" at the bottom of the coffin

Consumer Society

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

'No thank you. I already have enough stuff.'

'Harrogate - twinned with Tierra Del Fuego (The only other place on earth without a Tescos)'

How nature says 'stay away'. . . Monday Morning Face.

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"

'Christmas is always a bit of a let down. I don't blame you. I blame the system.'