Socially Awkward Club Member Mugs

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Introverted Chair

Superhero Introverts

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Shy Man at Party

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'Aaaawww...You're cute when you are wrong.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Red Hat Society.

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'I hate networking.'

Cricket Prospects.

'It's not for sale.'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

The Stand-about society.

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

"He's always been unlucky with love."

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

"You're dropping by since you're in the neighborhood? Hey, that's great. Unfortunately, we're in our car and, whoa, looks like we're heading into a tunnel. Gotta go. Bye."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

Pensioner zimmer parking outside of Darby and Joan Club