Socially Awkward Enthusiasts Mugs

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

Superhero Introverts

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"Bob, when I said "let him sniff your hand first," I meant the dog."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"I'm trying to decide between a cocktail with a cute name and one that's blatantly sexual."

Dr. Miska: Eye, Ear, Nose and Embarrassing Bodily Functions.

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

The art of regifting

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

"Ha ha. Stop by and say hello to your mother. Ha ha, that's a good one!"

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

SEX EDUCATION, 'Believe me, you don't WANT to know!'

"Don't ask your parents about the birds and bees."

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

"Let's take an excruciatingly awkward two minutes for people to trickle in."

"Diane, this is Karen, an old war buddy of mine."

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"