Socially Awkward Humour Admirer Mugs

Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...

TV jester.

"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Shy Man at Party

'The easy part was training him not to beg.'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

'Oh my god!'

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

Comic Relief

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"All I said was 'Merry Christmas'."

Johnny Vegas.

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he was stoked to realize he now had a reason to bail on brunch.

The uncomfortable staff lounge.

"I hate racist foreigners."

King Cow

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

You are here but you should be here

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'