Socially Awkward Humour Admirer Pillows

Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...

TV jester.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

Shy Man at Party

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

'The easy part was training him not to beg.'

Nice shiny...look, lots of lovely buttons...only ?13 billion...NPFit.

'It was the only white thing I had.'

'Oh my god!'

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

Damnation without relief means there is no Ladies Room.

Comic Relief

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

'Unfortunately, it's fighting an uphill battle against our first name, which is 'Apathy.''

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"All I said was 'Merry Christmas'."

"So, do you come nowhere often?"

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he was stoked to realize he now had a reason to bail on brunch.

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

King Cow

"I hate racist foreigners."

Death stocks a cigarette vending machine.

You are here but you should be here

The uncomfortable staff lounge.