Awkward Humor Appreciator Pillows

'I've found this lump on my testicle, would you like to have a look?'

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Support group for sheep.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"