Socially Awkward Humor Fan Pillows

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

Zombie standup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

The Rooster Comedian.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Pastry Hat

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Trump Poutine

Murder in Apartment 6-K

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Boomerang cow.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

'More government surveillance!'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The Thinker?

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'